Is Kiara Takanashi gay or European?
Music Video from Legally Blonde The Musical
2021
3 minutes 23 seconds
Created : 6/20/2021, 6:06:33 PM
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- There! Right there!
- Look at that tan, well-tended skin
- Look at the killer shape he's in
- Look at that slightly stubbly chin
- Oh please he's gay, totally gay
- I'm not about to celebrate
- Every trait could indicate
- A totally straight expatriate
- This guy's not gay, I say not gay
- That is the elephant in the room
- Well is it relevant to assume
- That a man who wears perfume
- Is automatically radically fey?
- But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
- Look at his silk translucent socks
- There is the eternal paradox
- Look what we're seeing
- What are we seeing?
- Is he gay?
- Of course he's gay
- Or European?
- Oh...
- Gay or European?
- It's hard to guarantee
- Is he gay or European?
- Well, hey don't look at me!
- You see they bring their boys up different
- In those charming foreign ports
- They play peculiar sports
- In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
- Gay or foreign fella?
- The answer could take weeks
- They will say things like: Ciao, bella
- While they kiss you on both cheeks
- Oh, please
- Gay or European?
- So many shades of gray
- Depending on the time of day
- The French go either way
- Is he gay or European? Or-
- There! Right there!
- Look at that condescending smirk
- Seen it on every guy at work
- That is a metro, hetero jerk
- That guy's not gay, I say, no way!
- That is the elephant in the room
- Well is it relevant to presume
- That a hottie in that costume
- Is automatically, radically
- Ironically, chronically
- Certainly, flirtingly
- Genetically, medically
- Gay!
- Officially gay!
- Officially gay, gay, gay, gay
- Dammit!
- Gay or European?
- So stylish and relaxed
- Is he gay or European?
- I think his chest is waxed
- But they bring their boys up different there
- It's culturally diverse
- It's not a fashion curse
- If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
- Gay or just exotic?
- I still can't crack the code
- Yet his accent is hypnotic
- But his shoes are pointy toed
- Huh
- Gay or european?
- So many shades of gray
- But if he turns out straight
- I'm free at eight on Saturday
- Is he gay or European?
- Gay or European?
- Gay or Euro-
- Wait a minute!
- Give me a chance to crack this guy,
- I have an idea I'd like to try
- The floor is yours
- So Mister Argitacos
- This alleged affair with
- Ms. Windam has been going on for?
- Two years
- And your first name again is?
- Nicos
- And your boyfriend's name is?
- Carlos
- Ah! I'm sorry.
- I misunderstand, you say boyfriend,
- I thought you say best friend
- Carlos is my best friend
- You bastard! You lying bastard!
- That's it! I no cover for you, no more!
- Peoples, I have a big announcement
- This man is gay and European!
- And neither is his place
- You've got to stop your being
- a completely closet case
- It's me, not her he's seeing
- No matter what he say
- I swear he never, ever, ever,
- swing the other way
- You are so gay, you big parfait!
- You flaming one-man cabaret!
- I'm straight!
- You were not yesterday
- So if I may, I'm proud to say
- He's gay!
- And European!
- He's gay!
- And European!
- He's gay!
- And European and gay!
- Fine, okay, I'm gay!
- Hooray!
